Let's just get this straight...

           




   







                             vs















      I just had to do it...because for soooome unfathomable reason people seem to be unaware of the difference. "Wait..there's a difference?" Uhhh...yeah.So ONCE again I'm forced to play algebra teacher and break it down.
      For as long as I can remember the terms "Freak" and "Hoe" have been used interchangeably to describe the same kind of woman. If you're confused let me just direct your attention below to exhibit "A"


Here you will see a dialog between 2 friends where the two words in question are used to describe the same woman.


Tony: Man … did you ever mess with that chic you met at the club last week?  She was phat!

Friend: Yeah … I hit her up last week.  And you know … we got up …

Tony: Really?  Man …


Friend: Yeah man … she was a freak!

Tony: Damn … she was doing some crazy stuff off a random club beat?

Friend: Naw … I mean she let me hit after no time.  She seems like she does it at least once a month from talking to her.

Tony: So you mean she a hoe.

Friend: Hoe … freak … whatever.

Tony: *shakes head slowly* Man … they aren’t the same. Don’t you know the difference?

Friend:*puzzled look*


      Now don't get it twisted people. A freak CAN be a hoe and vise versa. I just need the difference to be noted. So to help differentiate a little more I decided to look up the definitions for you in the lovely "Book of Ebonics".


Freak
A sexually liberal individual.  Someone who is willing and eager to try and do all the things that you were told not to do.  The type of things involving three people, midgets, toys, and exposure to people in public.  She is comfortable with their body and their sexuality and not willing to let their inhibitions stop them. Unlike a hoe can be limited to one sexual partner.


Hoe
A person of loose sexual nature.  They have had a lot of sexual partners … are not very discerning in who they sleep with … and may very well have earned a reputation for their willingness to sleep with someone.  They are known as women of a “loose nature.”

      Now that we have that we have THAT all cleared up let me go on to say that YES this is a freak blog and YES us Sorors are in fact freaks. But one thing we ARE NOT are hoes, whores, sluts, jump-offs or any other demeaning names given to women. So with that being said...Guys tuck your dicks away and roll your tongues up. Ladies if you fall under the definition of a whore PUH-LEEZE drop all hopes of becoming a sister and vacate this premises. 

Sorry folks this post doesn't merit a question :)

Until Sex Time...this is Soror Hoov'mm saying...

Fuck You <3 

Under the Sheets With Soror Hoov'mm (1st edition)

      So I decided to start a blog within a blog. Silly? maybe...Entertaining? Most likely. I figured I'd take this opportunity to elaborate on my name a little since I'm sure some...if not all of you...are wondering what it means and how the hell I got it.    
      If you haven't figured it out from the ridiculously large "I <3 Giving Head" sign then I'll have one of the sorors direct you to the nearest special ed teacher's blog. But any who...let me get my algebra on and break it down for you. Lets start with Hoov...which should also be obvious but eh...Hoov is pretty much an abbreviation of Hoover...which I'm pretty sure we all know as a top of the line vacuum. Need I say more? Now lets play english teacher for a sec. Note that if you look ...Hoov is made of 3 letters...H,O,and V. To most folks...that spells Hov lol...and we all know what that means :) Buf for those of us who don't heres the definition taken straight from the "Book of Ebonics" ( located in the vocab of a brutha/sistah near you) Hov:   adj. Extremely awesome, God like, coming from Jehovah which is the Hebrew word for god. Made popular by artist Jay Z
      Now that we're done with our little vocab lesson lets move on to the rest of the name shall we?


      As much as I'd like it to be, there really isn't some complex logic as to why I chose to stick the apostrophe double "m" at the end. The only reason that is there is because it's the only sound a man can make while he's boxing with my uvula (dangly thing in the back of our throats people). It normally starts with a deep manly rumble...but give me a good minute or two...I'll turn it into a high "you sound like my bitch" squeak.
      BUT! all in all when you see the name Soror Hoov'mm (or a vacuum cleaner) you'll think of "head so immaculate you woulda thought she was  suckin ya soul through ya shyt!"( actual quote but thats another installment all together )


      As usual I'll leave you all with a question: If you were a sister what would YOUR name be and why? You never know...if you have good enough  reason you might find yourself invited!


Until Sex Time... this is Soror Hoov'mm saying...




Fuck You <3

So you think you're ONF Material huh?

      I'm sure most are wondering..."How do I join ONF?" Well while the option to pledge is open to all women I have to say that less than 95% of all the pledges will actually be inaugurated into the ONF sisterhood.Now I'm not saying this to discourage anyone I'm just keeping it 200 with you all.The vast majority of pledges will be by invite only. "How do I get invited?" By catching the attention of one of the ONF Sorors with activity on the blog OR by sending a MINIMUM 1 PAGE essay explaining why you're ONF material to the inbox of 1 of the 2 links below and one of the Sorors will read and respond ASAP. Now I know what you're thinking...all it takes is an essay?....to answer that insanity....HELL NAW! That's just the first step to get a toe in the door. "Well what else is there?" THAT my loves I can't tell you since half of you wont even make it past the essay phase (theres that realness again).


    I think that's all I have to say as far as pledging...if I think of something else I'll keep you guys posted.


    So I guess I'll leave you folks with a question...


      When did you realize you were a quote unquote ...freak?


Looking forward to reading your answers! 


Until Sex Time... this is Soror Hoov'mm saying...


Fuck You <3


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Layin Down...the law that is :)

      So I thought it would only but make sense to make my second entry about the R&R's of ONF Blog. For those who don't know R&R stands for rules & regulations. Now most of these will probably be more common sense than anything...but then again common sense ain't so common huh? 
      Since most of my blog visitors aren't actually ONF sorors and just women whom are curious about the sorority or men who wonder how many women are actually freaks these rules are more or less directed toward you. So without further delay...drum roll please....

• R&R #1- PLEASE REFRAIN FROM USING YOUR OR ANYONE ELSE'S REAL NAMES!!there is a reason this is r&r numero uno. The top 2 reasons being that this is a PUBLIC blog and most people have a PUBLIC image to uphold weather it be at school work etc. The second being that I'm sure most of you have spouses and are in relationships I'm sure you're happy with and the stories that will be shared here might just jeopardize such happiness. So while we're on the subject of names...that brings me to...
• R&R #2- If you are NOT a sister of ONF PUH-LEEEZE refrain from using the prefix "Soror". We sisters find it HIGHLY disrespectful as we have worked hard for our names. Plus you never know...that name might already be in use and if not why not just ask for pledging info?
• R&R #3- Keep the comments respectful folks. I'm not saying we all have to agree I'm just saying debate respectfully and peacefully. Remember we're all here because nobody else understands us...so lets stick together shall we?
• R&R #4- PLEASE REFRAIN FROM SHARING PERSONAL CONTACT INFO WITHIN THE COMMENTS!!! (I probably should've put this in with r&r numero uno but eh...) If you really feel you want to get to know somebody fine...but do it in private NOT here. Plus you don't want random people stalking your facebook now do you?

                   *****GOLDEN RULE*****
                            HAVE FUN!
Remember we all have a love that brings us together...So lets keep our freaky lil family together and happy 


Until Sex Time this is Soror Hoov'mm saying Fuck You (in a great mind blowing toe curling way of course)